It was such a long day being shown the cords at the local clinic by the awesome Dr. Phingerfuck. I was shadowing him over a couple of patients and I have to say I indeed loved the way things were run around here. I was verbalizing my excitement to Dr. Phingerfuck who was all too aware how exciting it could be on the very first day. He led me to one of the waiting rooms and had to dash out to a date and to be expecting a patient coming soon. So there I was all alone and of course curious got the greatest of me. I went snooping through the drawers and found some things that I undoubtedly had no use for in med school.