On today's visit we have Louie; he wants to join the soccer team and in order to do so he needs to get a physical from yours truly, Dr. Phingerfuck. The first thing I noticed about Louie is that he is a timid boy, fresh to the university and certainly willing to go up and above to meet the needs of his coach. I was just very clinical with this uber-cute Hispanic kid. Asking him where the agonies and pains were. He was very open and receptive to the superb ole doctor. |