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| Zak the dorm supervisor did a surprise inspection on my dorm room and he found six empty beer cans. The school guidelines state that you have to go take an alcohol test if the dorm supervisor requests one. Zak walked me right down to the school's clinic for one. I laughed at his name because it was very odd sounding. The first thing that he said he had to do was a short physical, with a urine and sperm sample. Taking off my shirt, the Doc listened to my heart and lungs in a couple different spots. |
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